oh yeah by the way, i’m going to be in Chicago from June 21st to July 23rd (visiting family & friends for over a month) so if any of my mutuals, friends-of-friends etc live in Chicago or will be there this summer please do not hesitate to drop me a DM or ask to meet up; i intend to have a very fruitful summer and would love to meet up with as many freaky transsexuals, kinky heretics & disturbed punks as possible

also if you have recommendations for places to go, things to do etc please leave them in the replies 💗

currently in Chicago by the way!!

due to some unforeseen & concurrent mental health issues, physical health issues, & personal life issues, i am now going to be flying back to and staying in New York City for another month or so (up until early September) to get my bearings with friends and family before going back to the UK.

if we’re mutuals/friends/etc and wanna hang out around NYC within this time just lemme know 🫡

“dyke4dyke” now you are just saying things.

i think… that might be the idea? 🤔

@baeddel dyke 4 fag (cigarette or otherwise) & meaningful conversation over lunch

“dyke4dyke” now you are just saying things.

i think… that might be the idea? 🤔

Image used for the most boring cis woman youve ever seen

me: help somebody please untie me from these train tracks

that stupid ass nerd chipmunk after being reincarnated as my ai generated human son:

would you like to play with me?

Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

sitting in an ancient stone temple for 10000 years in the chozo statue pose hoping that a beautiful transgender woman will come along and put her balls in my outstretched hands so i can reward her with a missile expansion

btw if we're mutuals you can refer to me as your aunt you can be like yea İ have transgender aunt she's my favourite aunt she's shadowbanned on tumblr

identity theft is a victimless crime